Twitter & Me (2)

I come across a ridiculous amount of things on twitter that either make me laugh right out loud or fangirl. I'm not kidding you. I try to smother my laughing and freak outs for most of them and I'm usually successful but then there are these other things that I just can't smother. So I retweet and favorite then move on. But I've always felt kind of sad that these things will soon fade from memory (or most people's at least) in a few days.

Therefore, to give you a break from all of the book reviews, I'll be blogging some "Twitter & Me" posts every so often. The regularity of this all depends on what I come across on twitter.

WARNING: Laughing, fangirling, and smiling may occur.

A friend, about that dental surgery: "Take all the valium. Ask for laughing gas."
— Marie Rutkoski (@marierutkoski) February 4, 2014

I'm not sure this one needs an explanation.

I'm not even sure who I would've shipped as teenager. But I would have shipped it PASSIONATELY and cut off my own family if they disagreed.
— Rainbow Rowell (@rainbowrowell) February 4, 2014

We feel you, Miss Rowell. We know how that is.

I have deep and abiding suspicions that it is Monday.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes (@jenlynnbarnes) February 3, 2014

Yup.... That's right.

My office is freezing. I'm turning on the laminator and then I'm going to nap on top of it. #librarianproblems
— Mindy McGinnis (@MindyMcGinnis) February 3, 2014

I just started to tweet, "YOU KNOW WHAT MONDAY NEEDS?" And then I realized it was Tuesday and that pretty much sums up life.
— Victoria Schwab (@veschwab) February 4, 2014

@Chasm_of_Books Confession: I may have bought Old Spice "Swagger" bodywash cause it made me think of Thorne... #savecress
— Marissa Meyer (@marissa_meyer) February 4, 2014

@veschwab I shall make myself a chart. I will award points for writing, using the bathroom, and actually doing my hair.
— Mindy McGinnis (@MindyMcGinnis) February 5, 2014

*snicker*

@veschwab I remember the first time I went to the grocery store as an adult. And I was like HOLY SHIT I CAN BUY WHATEVER I WANT!!
— Mindy McGinnis (@MindyMcGinnis) February 5, 2014

Lol. Yes. I think we all remember that moment.

@jodimeadows @brodiashton My best ever life advice: never pass up the cookies.
— C.J. Redwine (@cjredwine) February 5, 2014

Well, said, Miss Redwine. Well said.

"…he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.” http://t.co/6Sw60CYZ4K #Faramir pic.twitter.com/gIz0JjCCuU
— JRR Tolkien (@JRRTolkien) February 6, 2014

This one was just too beautiful to be excluded.

Everyone swears by duct tape. Except #librarians. We know book tape is where it's at.
— Mindy McGinnis (@MindyMcGinnis) February 6, 2014

That awkward moment when you're out to dinner and trying to sneak read your book under the table and get caught.
— Epic Reads (@EpicReads) February 8, 2014

Ouch. That sucks.

I wonder if anyone at Harper will notice if I change my job title from "Community Manager" to "Director of the Fun Times."
— Margot Wood (@margotwood) February 7, 2014

What would be wrong with that? They're the same thing, right?

#TwitterLoveStory I found him alone & abandoned. Gave him life & love. Now, he poops on the floor. #SamuelWilderness pic.twitter.com/gEVzmyG78U
— Mindy McGinnis (@MindyMcGinnis) February 10, 2014